in reply to What Perl Source File do I Edit?
Not actually an answer to your question, but somewhat related: have your read perlguts, perlhack and perlrepository?
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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