Tit for tat, rudeness for rudeness, callousness for callousness, insult for insult, I give as good as I get... +10%, and I don't care if your eyeballs get hurt by my
At the end of the day you shouldn't have to be a Perl master to have the right to want to use Perl in your own way. Need I quote Larry's laws?
I found it astonishing just how self-righteous and stuck up their own arses certain characters including __YOU__ are around here, and I'm not in the slightest bit sorry for irritating the living sh** out of you. Infact I sincerely hope that the amount I've irritated you by is measured in exact inverse proportion to how much of a decent open minded nice guy you are.
Thanks for the scraps of information everyone, but TBH you can keep the mountain of bullsh** all for yourselves :)