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Formatting Strings Without Interpolating Whitespace
I don't only get character breaks on \n, I get character breaks on \n and every time I add an actual carriage return to the string with the "Enter" button
Well, yes, of course. (Although, since you use single quotes in your code snippets, \n aren't interpolated -- but I'll consider that a copy-and-paste error). What do you expect Perl to do? Ignore your \ns? Ignore your newlines? Why should it? If you have newlines in your strings (be it because of \n, or a "real" newline) that you don't want, don't put them there!