||Feb 02, 2012 at 22:43 UTC
||Mar 14, 2014 at 12:40 UTC
(2 years ago)
|Location:||Missouri City, Texas|
Jun 30, 2016 at 19:50 UTC
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Born on a far off planet, millions of light years away.
When a Texas sized astroid was discovered speeding towards his doomed planet, his lobstrosity parent loaded him into an adult sized sardine can, flash froze him and launched him into space.
There he drifted across the galaxies before being sucked into the swirling vortex on a black hole star.
But was this the end of our hero?
Of course not!
Our Hero was spit out of a violent rip in the space time continium and drifted into geospacial orbit.
Plucked out of orbit by those sneaky ruskies only to be stolen away by a black program buried so deep that it can and will never see the light of day.
Even now, in a secret room, with a hidden identity that no one will ever really know, he goes forward.