I think Perl, the right tool for the job?
shows the dangers of assuming the OP is using code words for "write my code for me". You either failed to read and understand the question or worse, apparently based on the above, committed the sin of assuming malintent when there was and still is no evidence of it.
If you think the OP is implicitly asking for code when there is no clear evidence of it then either ignore the OP or wait for the OP to hang himself by making his intent clearer. There is no need for you to make potentially false assumptions about the intent of the OP.