http://www.perlmonks.org?node_id=971702

oh Perl,
what have you done?,
you turned me from building developer,
into a network engineering thug,
I'm crushed,
but I've stuck by your side,
you're the only one who I stick by with glistening in their eyes,
I've tried,
to communicate in other ways,
but you update and portray,
how you'll love me anew each and every day,
as I stand crazed and amazed,
on your pipe I blaze,
those other languages mean nothing,
that's the truth of it babe.

For me it's you or nothing,
I dabble elsewhere when need be,
but you're the beauty queen,
who has forever captivated me.

'gratz on 5.16!

-stevieb