I've straced the startup and put it on http://pastebin.com/NVK2rhu4
I'm glad you didn't include almost five thousand lines of strace output in a Perlmonks post, but keep in mind that solving problems are more convenient when all of the information is contained in a single post.
Can you narrow down what the problem might be? Is this actually a Mojolicious or hypnotoad problem? Could this be a problem with your installation?
Alex / talexb / Toronto
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