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haiku errors

by drpaz (Novice)
on Jul 18, 2012 at 16:15 UTC ( #982474=obfuscated: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??

Now I have to work all night on what I _should_ have been doing. Nevermind, this was more fun. I found the old haiku error messages and wanted to write a 'fortune' style thing to display one at random. Then I thought I could ask wikipedia for the Japanese Character for 'Haiku' and write the code like that. I did it, but it was far too many rows and columns. I'm sure I could do it with compression but for now, just repeating the character is fine. No apologies at all for the unused vars, fake code and unreachable nonsense. It's obfu, after all!

          $h=q %
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     7+26/7+2             9/65+31/     47+=B2/46                      +3/3+12/5                           0+16/65+21/
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      10/52+10/ 57+10/65+10/67+11/     1+11/4+11/13+11/22+           11/26+11/29+11/32+11/42+11/46+11/59+11/61+12/1+12
      /5+12/8+12/17+12/20+12/25+12     /28+12/33+12/37+12/          43+12/49+12/53+12/56+12/62+12/68+12/70+13/1+13/9+1
      3/13+13/ 21+13/27+13/30+13/3     2+13/38+13/46+13/51         +13/53+13/                               57+13/64+1
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    /53+14/60             +14/66+1     4/70+14/7                8+14/80+15/                                1+15/8+15/1
    1+15/17+1             5/24+15/     32+15/42+                15/47+15/5                                 6+15/58+15/
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19/61+19/67+1   9/74+19/76+20/1+20     /5+20/9+20/14+20/1       8+20  /24+20/31+20/34+20/42+20/47+2        0/55+20/62+
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     0/55+30/             58+30/63     +30/68+30                      /70+31/1+                           31/5+31/10+
     31/13+31             /17+31/2     6+31/30+3                                        1/34+31/40+31/44+31/50+31/55
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     27/56+28             /26+28/7     8+29/19+3                                         1/23+31/45+=l1/52+2/6+2
     /42+3/20             +3/26+3/     27+4/27+4                                         /63+4/64+5/36+5/37+






          6/28            +7/21+7/     45+7/46+7                          /74
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        5/44+16/1         9+16/20+     16/75+17/                       69+17/74+1
        8/30+18/          34+19/49     +20/35+20                       /51+21/17+21/18+22/31+23/36+24/36+24/37+24/75+2
       5/47+26/           24+26/30     +26/61+27                      /15+27/17+27/36+27/69+28/33+29/23+29/67+30/59+=p
      1/25+1/36 +1/51+4/35+5/63+8/     8+8/28+8/53+8/62+9/           68+10/25+10/34+11/14+13/54+14/19+16/41+16/42+17/1
      1+17/19+17/68+18/11+21/65+22     /43+22/59+27/32+29/          37+31/9+31/61+=)6/84+=R3/5+4/24+14/2+='5/31+6/32+9
      /39+17/8 +23/59+24/31+24/61+     27/26+=o1/19+1/34+1         /44+1/57+2                               /51+2/61+3
     /13+3/21   +3/35+3/46+3/58+3/     59+4/5+4/48+4/49+5/        5+5/14+5/2                                9+5/40+5/4
    9+5/65+6/             17+6/24+     6/36+6/54                +6/83+7/10+                                7/36+7/44+7
    /64+8/7+8             /27+8/52     +9/28+9/3                7+9/58+10/                                 3+10/11+11/
   3+11/9+11/             31+11/34     +12/6+12/              12+12/27+12/30+12/40+13/11+13/23+13/4        2+14/35+14/
  55+14/68+14             /72+15/2     8+15/52+1            6/6+16/13+16/24+16/66+17/12+17/13+17/20        +17/27+17/3
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9+23/48+24/22   +24/40+24/71+24/81     +25/48+25/75+26/3+       26/1  1+26/16+26/22+26/39+26/53+26/        66+26/69+27
 /40+27/63+28   /6+28/44+28/56+28/     58+28/69+29/18+29/         2   4+29/46+2           9/64+29/7        1+29/75+30/
 16+30/24+30/   36+30/40+30/52+31/     3+31/46+31/51+31/7             0+=%;$h=~           s/\n//g;$        h=~s/\|//g;
  $h=~s/\s//g             ;chop $h     ;chop $h;                      my $u;@h=           split/=/,        $h;foreach
  my $t(@h) {             chop $t;     $_c='th';                      $___p="";           $_spl=91;        $t=~s/(.)//
     && do  { $_c=$1;};@_a = split     /\+/,$t;foreach (@_a           ){m/(\d+)\/(\d+)/ && do {$o=1        ; $u->{$1}
     {$2}=$_c ;};}} $h = int(rand(     scalar keys %{$u}));           foreach my $c (sort {$a<=>$b}        keys %{$u->
     {$h}}){  my $_R=$u->{$h}{$c};     $_R=~s/&/ /;$haiku=1           ;$_R=~s/#/\n/;print $_R;}#ppp        not end if
     __END__? my %r=reverse  shift     @_pp;s/^\&**/_asm(_a           mov(a,r);ldr(_,$_);sub(_||$_|        unless $q;
     poke the badger with a spoon(     $sp__{${s_{$s->{'1'}           } } }->('eyore'))\+|\+\+++;$_        =\$%r->{|}
     |||||||| ||||||||||||||||||||     ||||||||||||||||||||           |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||        ||||||||||
     ||||||||             ||||||||     |||||||||                      |||||||||                           |||||||||||
     ||||||||             ||||||||     |||||||||                      |||||||||                           |||||||||||
     ||||||||             ||||||||     |||||||||                                        ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
     ||||||||             ||||||||     |||||||||                                        ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
     ||||||||             ||||||||     |||||||||                                        |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
     ||||||||             ||||||||     |||||||||                                        ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
     ||||||||             ||||||||     |||||||||                                         |||||||||||||||||||||||
     ||||||||             ||||||||     |||||||||                                         |||||||||||||||||||

Comment on haiku errors
Re: haiku errors
by zentara (Archbishop) on Jul 18, 2012 at 18:03 UTC
    I don't know about anyone else, but I would think twice about running this code! :-)

    I'm not really a human, but I play one on earth.
    Old Perl Programmer Haiku ................... flash japh

      Virtual machines to the rescue!

      C:\Documents and Settings\User\Desktop\temp>perl test.pl This site has been moved. We'd tell you where, but then we'd have to delete you. C:\Documents and Settings\User\Desktop\temp>perl test.pl Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return. C:\Documents and Settings\User\Desktop\temp>perl test.pl C:\Documents and Settings\User\Desktop\temp>perl test.pl The Tao that is seen Is not the true Tao, until You bring fresh toner.

      Seems that it does not always return a haiku.

        It's an error message. It only returns haiku on error. :-)

Re: haiku errors
by Grimy (Monk) on Jul 20, 2012 at 21:49 UTC
    "I'm sure I could do it with compression" -> Yes, of course you can. This is a first draft, strict and warning compliant, but you could golf it further:
    eval q {($" ,%()="|0 010111v01 + 111 1m001010 y01110u0 00010c000 + 00h10011d1 110\n001 0110k0111 10b1100a1 + 11101g0000 11010x110 1n0011o0 000111p01 + 10s010${\v 32}11111w 10010l00 001100,00 + 01t00100i0 00011011 '111100f 1000r101e + "=~/\d+|./gs;$_=unpack'b*',unpack'u',q{MHX>D"L& @//*>3UZ ``D.OO'9 %;U!RUL>E +\QQJ^8N@B.GE[5$U;.2A1%"?@]9\MR'DH$10Q+:,^!XWL>Y] LYF\BID1H %8+!,QQ*""KX(.FB(' 9A/7Z4"&*J/@<"M$1/% + +D2BAZ#:XN>@B9@R_ST$T0H!V=<T44$-'+*7.PA@A`.K!J/9K ,2&RH-SMKZN9/B`0$!@30Y"+:#Z* G0P+%UDAJ`RCXY_G4`B J/ +]@0&)//]&;Q'@)B@L];M$=,R"C1Z[%#\R*_/0=VO/C$@9`%. 60BJ#SA5 1J/.<ZA?;>D-?9+2@:& 3?>6UMJ\98\R&H,D/.[ Z(H +=K"CLI9 &]CW?&6KYR ZNB2,&;+ P9!0PAF-?):^'%H%"Y 7MC>"07[-Y>PAJU>?(! J.'I +&H9];# ;?-8@[$R-X +A)208X$' )H`D.O,K &!PSO1M?` 9%NS#R +R688> 8Q`$Y679FF' H/KU9`0KB IVLI1TTN XSRJL308+ ,\A]?- +J69B M!`U381'#@\ "P*4K>-7V" @.Q%GU0( 812%=Q%&L UE1CQF/( +S=D8%)2%%WLC<>!MS>KS<.!!B:V:E (1@4!0[@:'W *'8:H^D/)62 6[R!P#PE #V?*'$8*N C*0NU$-`M3 +`C8V6Q6YI0F9%"TJTQJ9RROXY`\+B 7J$%0X+`2#( B9K]XAI&86@P G`5#L/(M+9)T%#MY0? ;5$S4@Y&W<)YOYFQ8% Q1AH/J+Q +A:#RDJL,BG;%CW('P2V+MP*=M,%'L 0@9%Q[<;03$ &%,T.JAW%+E1 8\*X1>@6Q#W?8.&2-C /CP5!GR]AK!(;]F>\] 8.FEU& +0>S#4[&)$L1++W6_6OZB+7\9F&A68 K,[};s/@{[% (]}/$({$&}/g; $a=3*int(rand(17)) ;print"\u$_\n"for( /.+/ +g)[$a..$a+2]}=~s/\s//gr###### ########### ############ ################## ################## # +######### ######### ########### ############ ################## ################## +######### ######### ########### ############ ######## ######### +######### ######### ########### ########### ######## ######### +######### ######### ########### ########### ######## ######### +######### ######### ########## ## ######## ######## ######### +######### ######### ########### ######## #################### #################### +############################# ########## ######## #################### #################### +############################# ########## ######## #################### #################### +############################# ########## ######## #################### #################### +############################# ########## ######## #################### #################### +############################# ########## ######## ######## ######### +######### ########### ######## ######## ######### +######### ########### ######## ######## ######### + ############################ ######## ######## ######### + ############################ ######## ######## ######### + ########################### ######## ######## ######### + ########################## ######## ######## ######### + ####################### ######## ######## ######### + ###################
    (Tested under Strawberry Perl 5.14.1) (Uses the haikus from http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/error-haiku)

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