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One-liner to fix LaTeX quotation marks
Perhaps not directly applicable to your post, but nevertheless very useful if you use LaTeX a lot and have to transform non-LaTeX to properly formatted LaTeX: LaTeX::Encode. It has an "intelligent quotes - iquotes" option in its main latex_encode routine.
single or double quotes around words will be changed to LaTeX single or double quotes; double quotes around a phrase will be converted to "``" and "''" and single quotes to "`" and "'". This is sometimes called "intelligent quotes"
So once you have replaced your double quotes by single quotes where necessary, you can run your text through latex_encode
to get proper opening and closing quotes.
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