#!perl
#
package SMiTZ;
BEGIN {
until ($age > 19) {
$self->freeload && $self->annoy_parents;
}
}
sub new {
my ($class, $self) = @_;
unless (&work($self) || &sleep($self)) {
$self->smoke;
$self->cancer_probablity += rand(0.001);
}
bless ($self, undef);
}
END {
$self->regret($self);
$die;
}
Dont worry, Im not suicidal or depressed, just wanted to do my Auto-Biography in perl golf.
SMiTZ
this is the first poem I ever wrote - thanks Perl
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