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If Perl were a man:

  • You wouldn't need CPAN. Perl would only "require" beer, food, sex, and sleep.
  • Command line switches would all start with "-Are you in the mood, Honey?"
  • Scripts could use maps but would have help disabled.
  • Hashes would be piped in.
  • Date functions would result in memory leaks.
  • Two different scripts running on the same computer would cause a race condition.
  • Anneq


    In reply to Re: Re: If perl was a woman... by Anneq
    in thread If perl was a woman... by Anonymous Monk

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