My preferred way? Duel at dawn
, carried on CSPAN and CSPAN2,
If CNN, CBS, NBC,FOX
want to broadcast they are told to go
to hell. No proxies allowed, no champions, just the candidates
in a steel cage deathmatch
. Allow the personalities from the
WWF to provide the commentary and let Stone Cold Steve Austin
interview the winner. If the winner / wanker pisses off Stone Cold, he stomps
a mudhole in his ass and walks it dry. The U.S. gets a
real BadAss for a president, lawyers go into hiding until 2004,
Jack Valenti is forced to wrestle "The Rock"
in a "no holds
barred" match. Napster
will remain a free service and President
Austin use the White House broadband connection to download
all the Metallica
he wants because he's the president and "thats
the bottom line".
What a country,
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