Excuse me if this code offends you in some way. This is one of my first obfuscated perl programs.
For (and inspired by) some guy from one hackers' conference.
#!/usr/bin/perl
sub o { $_
;return shift
if @_>0;return 0
;};$dick=shift||o(5);$prick_8=o($dick); [$dick];
($dick);print(" "x($prick_8- o () +2) ."(')\n");
print(" "x ($prick_8- o () +2)."/ /\n" ) while o
($prick_8--> 0);print o("(_)_)");~/8==* B-->/ig;
$prick_8=o (qq(
DJc\n));print
$prick_8 ;
Considered: teamster_jr: erm, not wishing to be a prude and all, but reap?
Unconsidered: g0n - ( Keep: 20, Edit: 1, Reap: 16 )
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