+1 to the doofus roll if they have the socks all the way up to the knees.
Just for the record, does it matter whether the socks are the same length or not? Also, does it matter if one of them has a hole in the toe or heel? I suppose next you're going to say it also adds to the doofus roll if the socks are not the same color?
Bah, fashion police. Inane self-righteous bigots, the lot of them, without an ounce of sense regarding what things in life are important enough to make a big deal about.</grump> ;-)
With that said, I'm not a big fan of sandals.
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