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Chuck Norris can finish an infite loop in 1.3 seconds.
Code written by Chuck Norris cannot be optimized.
Chuck Norris doesn't need compilers nor editors. He roundhouse kicks the disk and the bytecode appears.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GOTO. Code comes to him.
Chuck Norris had a brief conversation with Donald Knuth in the early 60s. Donald is still writing about it.
Chuck Norris was once angry at the world. So he created Windows.
90% of the worlds spam is handtyped by Chuck Norris. It takes him only 3 minutes.
Every time you don't use "use strict" Chuck Norris kills a kitty.
All the good code on CPAN has been written by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can fill a ZFS in seconds, without boiling his blood.
The best compression algorithm in existence are Chuck Norris fists.
The one true bracing style is the one Chuck Norris uses.
Chuck Norris doesn't use subroutines to break down long streches of code. He roundhouse kicks instead.
Every program Chuck Norris has written can be run backwards. It will rollback whatever it did.
No matter how you encrypt your traffic, Chuck Norris can read it by just looking at the cable. His ears can intercept wifi transmissions.

In reply to Re^2: "Chuck Norris"-ing code by JavaFan
in thread "Chuck Norris"-ing code by brian_d_foy

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