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I really don't understand what you are trying to accomplish at PerlMonks. You came here with your templating system saying it is the greatest thing in the world but it is coded poorly and it is too slow and how can it be fixed.
You got dozens of responses with good, solid ideas on how to fix the issues and make it faster. Ideas which you ignored and argued against without taking the time to understand them.
Now you are saying that there was nothing wrong with the code in the first place and that it was always fast enough. And you go on below to say that all the people who know how to write efficient code to solve your problem are chained to antiquated ideas, that aren't needed for your "magic" solution.
And to top it all off, your final word is that your system is the best thing ever, but it is someone else's job to put it on CPAN.
So what have you actually accomplished here other than to annoy people, make them waste their time trying to help you (and belittle them with profanity and insults when they do try to help), and fill up the worst nodes lists? You certainly haven't learned anything, not have you contributed in any way. I just hope that the "more interesting things" you are going to do will be done elsewhere. I for one won't miss you and I doubt anyone else will either
"Worry is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere."