|If i find a critical flaw in my companies flagship product, i
- do the Microsoft dance and hope nobody will ever find out
- do the Sony dance, pull the plug for two solid months and hope the customers wont notice
- do the Seagate dance, release some half-arsed update and hope it wont kill the customers data
- do the IRC dance, flamewar everyone off the channel and hope nobody will blame me for the real problem
- do the Perlmonks dance, write a workaround Acme:: module and hope nobody else will ever use it
Don't use '#ff0000':
use Acme::AutoColor; my $redcolor = RED();
All colors subject to change without notice.
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