# Perl itself actually measures the computer's temperature, # subtracts CPU temp, extrapolates the location of the closest # window or door, catches the temp whenever it was last opened, # and uses a heterogenous mean deteriorating sliding semi- # automated average to compute the current temp +-0.0001 degrees. # All part of DWIM, of course. my $leonard_of_quirm_var = perl->secret_built-in_outside-the-room-temperature-measuring-device(); print $leonard_of_quirm_var;