kudra is getting married and I'm going to get her a

[jcwren]

card

 44/8%

gift certificate

 19/3%

place setting of china

 10/2%

new laptop

 38/7%

housekeeper/slave

 105/18%

house of her dreams

 30/5%

CowboyNeal

 328/57%

574 total votes

[mt2k]

Well, I wish I could buy you that dream house of yours, but the best I can do is to volunteer tilly as your slave. Why tilly?? I don't know... I just picked the top guy from the Other Users node at the moment... With him being a slave, there will be less competition around here ;-P

Okay fine, if you don't like my generous offer, then here is your dream house. It even has a sound system included, which emits sound via the chimney! And look, the house will last for a long time! You're even sitting at the window as an old woman... Just look at those glasses and those nice earings! (I tried to use javascript to open the house in a new tiny window, but found that javascript has been removed! So anyway, no surprise, no moment of anticipation. Here's your house. You can even choose which size!)

♪ ♪ /\ ♪ / \ ♪ / \▓▓ / \▓ / \ / \ /------------\ | ------ | | |¿ºº¿| | | ------ | | | | ==== | | | | | | | º| | ╚-------------╝ (Cottage)

♪ ♪ /\ ♪ / \ ♪ / \▓▓ / \▓ / \ / \ /------------\ | ------ | | |¿ºº¿| | | ------ | | | | ==== | | | | | | | º| | ╚-------------╝ (House)

♪ ♪ /\ ♪ / \ ♪ / \▓▓ / \▓ / \ / \ /------------\ | ------ | | |¿ºº¿| | | ------ | | | | ==== | | | | | | | º| | ╚-------------╝ (Mansion)

[mortenal]

Gee, and I thought only fish, alligators, and plants grew to fit their habitats... I guess old women do, too!

[tilly]

With all of the people who donated to her World Domination Fund, you would think that more would want to help her achieve it one slave at a time...

[coolmichael]

Dude, that's a lot of CowboyNeal!

Congratulations kudra. Perhaps a contribution to your world domination fund would be more in order?

Michael

[Phaysis]

Ah, there we go. Proof that CowboyNeal is always the best survey answer. :)

I'm not sure who Kudra is (would that be a bad thing?), but I wish this person the best of luck in marriage and all other plans (y'know, world domination begins at home). Hoo boy!

-Shawn
(P^h) Phaysis
If idle hands are the tools of the devil, are idol tools the hands of god?

[chipmunk]

Clearly, we need to set up a Send CowboyNeal to kudra's wedding Fund!

[ProgrammingAce]

I'm in America, and ever since that whole Civil war thingy, slavery has turned from people to machines. So why not program a Perl robot/slave?

        - Ace "Two programmers walk into a bar, the third ducks"

[hydo]

Wow! Congrats kudra and whoever the lucky guy is. I'm out of the loop on who knows who so if it is a fellow monk forgive me. ua on #perl and I will be sure to tip one for you next time we are out.

[mr_mischief]

I had to answer "gift certificate" because that's as close an answer as I can find to "virtual beer", and there was no "other". Everybody likes a virtual beer, right?

[DaWolf]

Hey, Kudra, congratulations.

May you and your husband be very happy and healthy!

"All we need is love. tchu tchu tchu" : )

Er Galvão Abbott
a.k.a. Lobo, DaWolf
Webdeveloper

[newrisedesigns]

The obvious choice is CowboyNeal. He can double as Cowboy and Housekeeper/Slave. :)

John J Reiser
newrisedesigns.com

[ellem]

She didn't get ME anything when I got married!
--
[e-mail]
There's more than one way to do it, but only some of them actually work.

[gregor42]

A nice jewish divorce lawyer...

Hey you never know.... It doesn't hurt to be prepared.

Is there a pre-nup to cover the WDF?

Assuming you do in fact dominate the world, would you have to give up half of it over a simple indiscression? Things to think about... 8-P

Wait! This isn't a Parachute, this is a Backpack!

[tretin]

Of course a Cowboy Neal... I mean they are just so cheap and easy to get a hold of. I wouldn't be surprised if she has to get rid of some of them because she gets too many to fit in her car.

work it harder make it better do it faster makes us stronger more than ever hour after our work is never over.

[logan]

I misread the title. I thought it said "kudra is getting married and I'm going to get her". Seemed like an odd poll to me, but I was sure the discussion would be interesting.

-Logan
"What do I want? I'm an American. I want more."