Re: Re: Re: I spend most of my time in...

[Molt]

Bah, I resent your overlording nationalistic claims. We from the State of Free Tooting laugh at the idea of a unified South London.

(Yes, I actually do live in Tooting, this isn't *just* a simple Citizen Smith reference you know..)

[DrHyde]

Damned rebellious province! I shall send in my troops (mostly recruited from the Croydon tribe) to burn your villages, salt your fields and sell your newly-discovered oil reserves to rapacious multinationals!