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in reply to Best way to get in touch with me

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"Hello. This is Maclir's refrigerator speaking. I am not a proper answering machine, but if you speak really slowly, I will write your message down and stick it to myself with one of those cute little magnets. I have the pen in my hand now . . ."
Beeeeeeep.

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Re: Re: Best way to get in touch with me
by McD (Chaplain) on Feb 20, 2001 at 04:16 UTC
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    "Hi. This is McD's microwave - his answering machine ran off with the 'fridge this morning. Um, if you want to leave a message, wait for the beep. Oh, and hey, if you need anything heated up, just hold it up to the earpiece."

    beeeep

    Peace,
    -McD