http://www.perlmonks.org?node_id=228691

Not much deep Perl magicke in this one,
just few, now hackneyed tricks and one or
two things I didn't know before I started.

#!/usr/bin/perl # Another "Just another Perl hacker" seek DATA,$|,$|++;$_=((<DATA>)[++$|] =~/"([^"]+)/,${$|});@_=/([^ ]+)/g;$; while $|++!=$|;($\,$,,$_)=split( (' Larry Wall -', '3 chief virtues of a programmer:',' Laziness, impatience and hubris','' )[2,$|--,$^T%2]);print@_[1..s/i//g]; __END__

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Brother Frankus.