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After reading about the eternal ascent society I feel a bit left out. I mean, what about all the rest of us that don't make the cut for heaven. We still want to get a jump on the afterlife too!

I'm thinking of marketing a sister service using a special (patented) lead-weighted cement descent chamber (probably with more colors than just blue, red, yellow, and green), where a loved-one can get the jump on a non-heaven version of the afterlife, from a ship or plane, over the water, or your local volcano.

Please contact me soon, if you are interested in a franchise - the best markets will be going fast...

-Craig

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Re^5: poll ideas quest 2009
by zentara (Archbishop) on Jan 09, 2009 at 18:02 UTC
    I would upvote you but are my Votes have been cremated today.

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