Re^2: When it comes to wine, I prefer…

[mr_mischief]

That rhymes better with "liquor" in place of "whiskey". ;-)

[nimdokk]

<pedantic mode>
It ought to be:

"Candy is dandy,
but liquor is quicker."
-- Dorothy Parker

</pedantic mode>

She's also the one who said/wrote:

"Gentleman seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses."

[toolic]

I'll let you take that up with the Prince of Darkness Himself

[mr_mischief]

In context, "quicker" does rhyme with "liquor" in the song lyrics, too:

wine is fine, but whiskey is quicker suicide is slow with liquor

I think if you asked Ozzy, he'd be willing to credit Dorothy Parker as inspiration as suggested by nimdokk. :-)