Update: made the script a bit nicer,
Just adding random unneccessary junk to a simple script doesn't make it a good obfu.
Come on, you should know better than this.
I make decisions, and my brain carries them out
My brain makes the decisions, and I observe them (if I'm lucky)
I make some decisions, and my brain makes others
My spouse makes decisions and I and my brain carry them out
I wrote a program to relieve me and my brain from the burden of decision-making
The black-helicopter people project the decisions into my brain and then I do as ordered
Results (352 votes),