I am a heretic. My first programming language was Lingo.
Pictures of wives, kids, houses, cars and pets: n/a.
Favorite dish/drink: let's go to lunch and you will see.
Formal education in computer science: none, except some lectures in C at CNAM. Most of this i forgot. The rest i learned by RTFM.
When not hanging around at the monastery, i'm forced to work.
I'm doing 24/7, help desk, monitoring, reporting and occasionally some web stuff.
In a few years i will retire and i hope very much that i can forget all the mistakes i made as soon as possible.
Sorry, no programmers.
"Die schärfsten Kritiker der Elche waren früher selber welche." (F. W. Bernstein)
The adequate translation is left as an exercise to the reader. Hint: perhaps it has something to do with Moose or Moose.
Some of my favorites:
From Thomas Bowdler, who in 1818 published a censored version of Shakespeare, expurgating "those words and expressions... which cannot with propriety be read aloud in a family."See also
«I'm in Limbo until a module from CPAN is fixed.» by Lady_Aleena
Limbo and Dante Alighieri
«Queen Mum» by karlgoethebier
Cockney Rhyming Slang from London