Well the OP was a bit of a 'tongue in cheek' question.
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in thread Should I give up Perl?
I applied for the PHP role as a bit of a joke, but the test result and the 'economic factors' have meant taking it more seriously. The salary on offer is around £70K/$100K plus substantial bonus, pension and other benefits, which is exceptionally good for PHP role.