Carl, wake up, you're wasted
Monks I've met in meatspace:
I work for Ancestry, I know Kung Fu, I love computers and problems solving, and I have a wonderful girlfriend.
Some of my Perl writing:
http://dhoss.net - my website, running on CMS software I've written.
My talks are all located at http://talks.dhoss.net. Presenting Perl video links will be up soon.