After travels far and horrors treated, delinquent of mercy it is with utter amazement I return. On the very doorstep of my home gigantic snakes slither hither and thither in what can only be the manner of an animal trained by the way of the giants minds. To be sure, as I survey the surrounding locality the awfulness of the stuation cannot be remedied by the very visions i am bared to witness. Though thoroughly defeated and reprimanded to a state of exile, the mortal enemies have returned! The giants are roaming the hills outside of manchester quite free from the despair and memory of defeat I once visited upon them. Plainly an expedition to capture the snake and ride it into the den of these psychotic beings must ensue!
Putting my serious hat on now. It's chequered red and gold with purple trim and fluffy model animals roaming haphazardly around the whirly blades which give me the ability to fly.