User since: Jan 06, 2011 at 17:16 UTC
Last here: Jul 12, 2014 at 07:34 UTC (2 days ago)
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Location:West Midlands, England, UK
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Consultant IT guy who sometimes codes in PERL, PHP, C, C++, BASIC, FORTRAN, COBOL, then in acts of further stupidity messes with MySQL, ORACLE, Postgres and MSSQL databases.

This explains why I sometimes write my PHP in PERL and vice versa.

Other party tricks involve Unix, Linux and, if I don't get enough applause, I also do Windows programming for an encore.