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by MeowChow (Vicar)
on Jun 09, 2000 at 05:04 UTC ( #17251=user: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??


Signal Handling Revisited:
$SIG{__DIE__} = sub { print "We get signal!"; };

Locale-adjusted chatterbox greeting protocol:

print 'Good ', qw(night morning afternoon evening)[(localtime)[2]/6];

Overheard in the CB shortly after a conversation between crazyinsomniac and myself, regarding the finer points of various digestive waste-products:

<malaga> msg/crazyinsomniac when i chomp it, it hangs - i'm doing it wrong i'm sure - i'll go try it again
Tyke hopes that malaga's comment to crazyinsomniac has nothing to do with the excrement conversation

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[Corion]: Discipulus: Yeah, from my investigations, you can somewhat silence+disable Cortana, but some services of it remain always running unfortunately. What a waste of resources :-/
[Corion]: I hope you had a good weekend still ;)
choroba had a workshop with the band
[choroba]: which counts as a good weekend
[Discipulus]: yes, (at least until Sun afternoon...): Saturday we got splendid birthday party in a park: lot of eat, drink and children amusement: bag running, magnetic fishing, rope and that big pot full of candies to smash with a club

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