http://www.perlmonks.org?node_id=173506

After deobfuscating a piece of code intended for the real world, this popped into my head:

write CLEARLY or die "screaming\n";

Update: Before everyone goes and clobbers me, I should mention that the code I deobfuscated was my own. :-)

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