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Woodchucks chucking wood

by newrisedesigns (Curate)
on Dec 19, 2002 at 03:39 UTC ( #221037=poem: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

package Woodchuck; my $wood = Woodchuck->chuck(); if($wood){ print $wood . " and " . chuck(); } sub chuck{ return "lots"; }

John J Reiser

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Re: Woodchucks chucking wood
by pfaut (Priest) on Dec 19, 2002 at 03:42 UTC

    The Oracle may have something to say about this.

    --- print map { my ($m)=1<<hex($_)&11?' ':''; $m.=substr('AHJPacehklnorstu',hex($_),1) } split //,'2fde0abe76c36c914586c';
      while ($supplicant->sputtering()) { zot($supplicant); }

      Garbage collection left as an exercise for the priesthood. :-)

Re: Woodchucks chucking wood
by Aristotle (Chancellor) on Dec 19, 2002 at 08:52 UTC
    Cute. :)

    Makeshifts last the longest.

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[hippo]: So if you don't drink as much milk and not as often you are said to drink less milk on fewer days. Confusing, eh?
[Eily]: same as many/much, few/little
[Discipulus]: so my 'less' usage sounded not so correct? 'fewer' was more appropriate? i take a note too
Discipulus $ENV{PAGER}='fewer '
[Corion]: Discipulus: Hahahaa! ;)
[Corion]: This would be a great April fools joke, since it certainly makes sense to show fewer pages on screen :)

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