Perl cures potty-mouths (SOAP not-withstanding)

[japhy]

"This program doesn't work..."
Before: "No sh*t, sherlock."
After: "No strict, sherlock."

japhy -- Perl and Regex Hacker

[Sherlock]

I'd like to point out that Sherlock always uses strict.

- Sherlock

Skepticism is the source of knowledge as much as knowledge is the source of skepticism.