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in reply to Average number of caffeinated beverages per work day

I have a four day work week, but the day I don't work (Friday) is the only day it is peaceful enough for me to write Perl. That said,
if ($day !eq "Friday") { $coffee = 2; $coke = 1; $beer = 0; } else { $coffee = 0; $coke = 0; $beer = 4; }
And I usually start my weekend once I start slurring my code ;)