The Matrix has now been reloaded with Perl hackers.
This JAPH is set to work best on screens of 70 columns or more. If you have fewer than 70 cols., I left the adjustment easy to find.
This JAPH has tested successfully on Unix, Linux, and Win98.
Once you see what it does, walking through it probably won't be too awfully tricky, but post any comments or suggestions so that I can learn something too. Let me know what you think!
Here's the code. Prepare yourself to enter the Matrix.
map{my$qw;map{!$q[$_]&&rand>.993?do{$q[$_]=${[qw$Just another Perl hacker$]}[$qq++].q$.$x5 .q$ $x5;$qq=$qq>3?0:$qq}:0;$q[$_]?do{($qx, $q[$_])=split//,$q[$_],2;$qw.=$qx}:{$qw.=q$ $}}1..70;;print$qw,$/; select$a,$a,$a,.06}1..300
Enjoy!!!
Dave
"If I had my life to do over again, I'd be a plumber." -- Albert Einstein
|
---|
Replies are listed 'Best First'. | |
---|---|
Re: The Matrix Reloaded: JAPH
by cfreak (Chaplain) on Sep 02, 2003 at 14:42 UTC | |
by Anonymous Monk on Sep 02, 2003 at 15:13 UTC | |
by wolfger (Deacon) on Sep 02, 2003 at 16:58 UTC | |
by zakzebrowski (Curate) on Sep 03, 2003 at 19:16 UTC | |
Re: The Matrix Reloaded: JAPH
by blackstarr (Friar) on Sep 02, 2003 at 06:28 UTC | |
by abell (Chaplain) on Sep 02, 2003 at 09:00 UTC | |
by crouchingpenguin (Priest) on Sep 03, 2003 at 13:15 UTC | |
by nimdokk (Vicar) on Sep 02, 2003 at 12:03 UTC | |
Re: The Matrix Reloaded: JAPH
by u914 (Pilgrim) on Sep 01, 2003 at 23:38 UTC | |
Re: The Matrix Reloaded: JAPH
by mildside (Friar) on Sep 02, 2003 at 05:35 UTC | |
Re: The Matrix Reloaded: JAPH
by zakzebrowski (Curate) on Sep 02, 2003 at 11:23 UTC | |
Re: The Matrix Reloaded: JAPH
by nimdokk (Vicar) on Sep 02, 2003 at 12:01 UTC | |
A reply falls below the community's threshold of quality. You may see it by logging in. |
Back to
Obfuscated Code