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Humility. Definitely humility. I have an abundance of all the other stuff ...

I've got plenty of hubris,
and hubr' is plenty for me.
Got no shame,
moral code,
got no integrity.

Well the folks who go around humble,
never show in the news,
'fraid that fame will distract them
from bein' able to choose.
No clues!
I don't fall for that old ruse,
I know that I am the best.
You can walk in a deep snooze,
while I keep beating my chest.
I'll play the game
for fortune and fame, and lotsa booze.

I've got plenty of hubris,
and hubr' is plenty for me.
Got my polls,
impatience too,
and Laziness is free.

etc., etc., etc.