in reply to Most infamous "Last words":
What's that big red switch for?
It's OK, it's not loaded.
Yeah, you think you're so tough...
I'm sure the power's off.
This fuse is plenty long.
(By an airplain pilot): "What's a mountain goat doing up here in a cloud bank?" (thanks to cartoonist Gary Larson)
(By Socrates): "I just drank *what*?"
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