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#include <stdio.h> // prints 99 Bottles of beer on the wall. Works as
+either a C or a Perl program.
#define PERL C /*
printf("No more bottles of beer on the wall, no more bottles of be
printf("Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer of t
#define sub void
#define $x char *$t
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