Turkey and good food
Good nontraditional meal (no turkey involved)
The holiday weight gain... now people won't be able to call me a 90lb (40.8 kg) weakling
The trip to Express Island Convenience Store or equivalent after the family get together
The fact that I'm not an American and don't celebrate that bloody holiday
Results (280 votes), past polls
By rote learning.
Via Genetic memory.
It's provided by my firmware.
I just remember them.
Thirty days hath September
My computer gets it right, usually.
I just ask someone else.
Someone punches me on the first of the month.
Results (109 votes),