I spent all my money elsewhere (comment below)
I don't like good food
I don't like good desserts
I don't like the idea of three days of Perl
They won't let me (comment below)
I don't like good weather
I don't like cheap beer
I don't want to meet all you guys
What do you mean, not going?
I voted for fishnets
Results (249 votes). Check out past polls.
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
Results (541 votes). Check out past polls.