When the company decides to outsouce my boss's job, so I can get him to train me to replace him.
I already have a great job in India!
When Mumbai freezes over.
After I finish this Hindi-on-Tape course.
Dood. India's old nooz. I'm packin' my bags for SeaCode!
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An electronic device
Being the designated driver
Spending time with a celebrity
I never won anything
I never play the lottery
I haven't checked my spam folder recently
Results (426 votes). Check out past polls.