turn and talk to somebody else
get nervous and hide the laptop
ask how to get a job
ask if I can automate their job
run away screaming
change the subject
call me a geek
ask me whether I can also program
mention a previous weird computer problem of theirs, then look at me expectantly
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My fellow monks
Can't tell (I'm NSA/FBI/HS/...)
Others (explain your deviation)
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