turn and talk to somebody else
get nervous and hide the laptop
ask how to get a job
ask if I can automate their job
run away screaming
change the subject
call me a geek
ask me whether I can also program
mention a previous weird computer problem of theirs, then look at me expectantly
Results (375 votes). Check out past polls.
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
Results (470 votes). Check out past polls.