bang two rocks together
use a little CGI, lots of raw HTML
use CGI and templates
use a framework (Catalyst, CGI::Application, etc)
am entangled at a quantum level with Perl, Apache, HTML, CSS and JS
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There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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