it's the most exciting technology since sliced bread was invented
it's too addictive, I can't get any work done
it's much too advanced for most 21st century humans
my pet tortoise runs faster
darn! there's no perldoc
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There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
Results (549 votes). Check out past polls.