it's the most exciting technology since sliced bread was invented
it's too addictive, I can't get any work done
it's much too advanced for most 21st century humans
my pet tortoise runs faster
darn! there's no perldoc
Results (265 votes), past polls
0 - I'm a blankster
0 - My devices have no keyboard
0 - I use a chorded keyboard that transcends your concept of keys
26 - I need the other keys for Perl sigils!
31 - I write code in the original APL
31 - ß counts only as one letter!
∞ - I use an Optimus keyboard
ℵ1 - I reject your Latin-centric notion of letters
Results (12 votes),