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<node id="298942" title="Ask the Dark Gods" created="2003-10-13 16:24:37" updated="2005-08-10 15:21:30">
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You might have to consult [http://www.microsoft.com/vbasic/|the Dark Gods] to get this answer. I don't know if Perl-fu is strong enough for this. (Though, of course, [BrowserUk|the White Knight] will disagree with me.)
&lt;p&gt;In addition, this might require a stronger sacrifice than just a chicken. You might have to sacrifice a whole goat for this one. Though, personally, I'd start with a white dove and increase the sacrifice as needed.
&lt;p&gt;In case you don't remember the sacrificial hierarchy, it's:
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&lt;li&gt;mice
&lt;li&gt;rats
&lt;li&gt;white doves
&lt;li&gt;cats
&lt;li&gt;black doves
&lt;li&gt;non-purple dogs
&lt;li&gt;non-red chickens
&lt;li&gt;purple dogs
&lt;li&gt;red chickens
&lt;li&gt;sheep
&lt;li&gt;white goats
&lt;li&gt;small children with birthmarks
&lt;li&gt;black goats
&lt;li&gt;small children without birthmarks
&lt;/ol&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;(This response is meant completely in humor. I have no idea what nbstat does, let alone how to get Perl to play with it. The opportunity was too good not to take.)
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&lt;p&gt;------
&lt;br&gt;&lt;i&gt;We are the carpenters and bricklayers of the Information Age.&lt;/i&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;The idea is a little like C++ templates, except not quite so brain-meltingly complicated.&lt;/i&gt; -- [TheDamian], Exegesis 6
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;... strings and arrays will suffice. As they are easily available as native data types in any sane language, ...&lt;/i&gt; - [blokhead], speaking on [298877|evolutionary algorithms]
&lt;p&gt;Please remember that I'm crufty and crochety. All opinions are purely mine and all code is untested, unless otherwise specified.
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