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poll ideas quest 2011

by pollsters
on Jan 01, 2011 at 19:57 UTC ( #880023=quest: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??
Quest starts at:Jan 01, 2011 at 05:00 UTC
Quest ends at:Jan 01, 2012 at 04:59 UTC

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First, read How do I create a Poll?. Then suggest your poll here. Complete ideas are more likely to be used.

Note that links may be used in choices but not in the title.

Comment on poll ideas quest 2011
Re: poll ideas quest 2011 (Prince and Pauper)
by ambrus (Abbot) on Jan 06, 2011 at 20:03 UTC

    If I were the Pauper who found the security hole that allows privilege escalation, I'd…

    • Return the throne to the Prince: it's ethical
    • Return the throne to the Prince: the truth would get out eventually
    • Return the throne to the Prince: being King's Ward is better than being King
    • Keep the throne, see to that the Prince is treated well
    • Keep the throne, change rules to close hole from other look-alikes – Update 2010-01-09: delete this option, it's not orthogonal enough
    • Keep the throne, abandon the Prince
    • Keep the throne, meet the Prince privately and laugh in his face
    • Keep the throne, have the Prince killed
      • Hand the throne over to the best-paying villain: ethics are overrated
      (and hope that this villain lets me live long enough to enjoy my price ;-)
        Hand the throne over to the best-paying villain: ethics are overrated

        How'd you convince the Archbishop to crown that villain?

      • Return the throne to the Prince: it's ethical
      • Return the throne to the Prince: the truth would get out eventually
      • Return the throne to the Prince: being King's Ward is better than being King
      • Keep the throne, see to that the Prince is treated well
      • Keep the throne, abandon the Prince
      • Keep the throne, meet the Prince privately and laugh in his face
      • Keep the throne, have the Prince killed
      • Return the throne to the Prince: it's ethical
      • Fill the throne to capacity, and clog with a towel
        Ewww, that last option is the most evil of all.
        Keep the throne, turn kingdom into sinful spam depot by corrupting the local mail d(a)emon.
Re: poll ideas quest 2011
by apl (Monsignor) on Jan 15, 2011 at 12:18 UTC
    I don't suggest Polls because:
    • I program; who has the time?
    • I have a life; who has the time?
    • I'm looking for work; who has the time?
    • I drink, therefore I am.
    • Too busy learning Python.
    • Too busy learning Perl 6.
    • Every original poll has already been suggested!
    • Perl Monks shouldn't be so frivolous as to have polls.
    • My poll suggesting soul has been crushed by the weight of repeated rejection.
    • I can suggest a poll?
    • What's a Poll?

    Revised: My thanks and regrets to mikeraz for his crushed soul...

      • "Every original poll has already been suggested!"

      Heresy!

      ...but I can't think of an original one either :(

      --
      Tommy
      What's a Poll?

      • My poll suggesting soul has been crushed by the weight of repeated rejection.


      Be Appropriate && Follow Your Curiosity
      • I'm hanging chad
Re: poll ideas quest 2011
by apl (Monsignor) on Jan 23, 2011 at 14:32 UTC
    In honor of St. Valentine's Day:

    The greatest love of my life is:

    • my spouse
    • my current Significant Other
    • the celebrity I'm stalking
    • a former teacher
    • a current teacher
    • my mastery of Perl-fu
    • my programming chops in general
    • my capacity for caffine
    • my capacity for alcohol
    • the Jets
    • some other sports team
    • a book
    • a MMPOG
    • residing in a MMPOG
    • my Wii
    • my iPad | iPhone | iBook
    • Love? I don't go into Pon farr for another 4 years!
    • my pet (don't look at me like that!)
    • New York
    • Alice B. Toklas
    • Me. Of course I love myself most (Narcissism, NPD)
    • What is love?

    Revised: Added New York and Alice B. Toklas

    Revised: Thanks, Tux!

      • Me. Of course I love myself most (Narcissism, NPD)

        • Enjoy, Have FUN! H.Merijn
Re: poll ideas quest 2011 (pencil or coin to show photo scale)
by ambrus (Abbot) on Jan 30, 2011 at 19:30 UTC

    The best object to provide scale on a photo showing a small object is…

    • Pencil
    • Pen
    • Coin
    • Ruler
    • Credit card
    • CD
    • Floppy disk
    • Matches
    • Door key
    • Keyboard
    • Thimble
    • Teddy bear
    • Drinking glass
    • Human hand or finger

    Update: maybe there should be a "tennis ball" or "table tennis ball" option too?

    Update 2011-02-25: added matches.

    Update 2011-04-27: done in The best object to provide scale on a photo showing a small object is:.

      • Clownshoes
      Door Key sounds to dorky. Use "House Key" instead.

        Too late. This poll has already went live, and the poll is linked form my suggestion node.

        However, thanks for the grammar tip. I'll try to remember it in the future.

Re: poll ideas quest 2011 (wisdom teeth)
by ambrus (Abbot) on Feb 03, 2011 at 09:39 UTC

    The number of wisdom teeth I have is…

    • 0
    • 1
    • 2
    • 3
    • 4
    • 5 or more
Re: poll ideas quest 2011 (stuffed toy)
by ambrus (Abbot) on Feb 03, 2011 at 11:16 UTC

    My favourite stuffed toy is a(n)…

    • Monkey or ape
    • Horse or donkey
    • Unicorn or My Little Pony
    • Giraffe
    • Pig
    • (Update: added) Cow
    • Elephant
    • (Update: added) Camel, onion, ogre, oyster or other Perl mascot
    • Cat or other feline
    • Dog
    • Bear or koala
    • Rabbit
    • Kangaroo
    • Duck
    • Other bird
    • Snake or serpent
    • Crocodile
    • Fish
    • Octopus
    • Worm
    • Plant
    • Microbe
    • Car
    • Human animal (I'm from the Planet of the Apes)
    • Human person

    Notes: giraffe is included for castaway, octopus for Dominus.

    Update: I know this isn't complete, eg. I used to have a white stuffed seal, but listing all animals would be ugly.

    Update 2012-03-30: changed "stuffed animal toy" to "stuffed toy" in poll title, because some of the answers aren't animals. Thanks for the suggestion to Arunbear. Also duplicated the human option accordingly.

    Update 2012-05-05: done: My favourite stuffed toy is a(n)….

      some of these animals aren't really animals e.g. oyster, onion, Plant, Microbe and Car - so the list could be trimmed down (unless they are listed for humour?).

        Yes, some of those aren't animals. I'll try to think of what should be done with that. Maybe they should be removed, or the question rephrased somehow. Maybe there should be a "none" option, and also an "other animal" option.

      I guess all the penguin lovers will have to go for "Other bird", eh? :)
Re: poll ideas quest 2011 (drive)
by ambrus (Abbot) on Feb 10, 2011 at 15:05 UTC

    I can drive…

    • An airplane
    • A helicopter
    • A train
    • An ambulance van
    • A metro
    • A bus
    • A tram
    • A truck
    • Both on the left and on the right
    • A motorbike
    • A van
    • A car
    • A car if I'm forced to
    • None of the above
      ++ .... but begs to allow multiple selections!

        Just choose the topmost one that applies to you. Anyone who can drive a bus can probably also drive a truck and a car too.

      • A wheelchair
      • Someone nuts

      Enjoy, Have FUN! H.Merijn
      metro/train no difference, bus/truck/van/ambulane/car no difference
      • Space shuttle
      • Jetpack

        Most people who drive cars can't just jump behind the wheel of a tractor-trailer truck, so maybe truck/bus needs to be separate from car/van/ambulance. Heck, come to think of it, my wife struggles to drive our van but is hell on wheels in our car.

      • Anything with wheels
      • Anything with tracks
      • Damn near anything that moves
      I can also drive my cow-orkers insane... :-0


      Peter L. Berghold -- Unix Professional
      Peter -at- Berghold -dot- Net; AOL IM redcowdawg Yahoo IM: blue_cowdawg
Re: poll ideas quest 2011 - world without Perl
by Ratazong (Prior) on Feb 10, 2011 at 21:38 UTC

    In a dark parallel universe, where Perl was never invented, I would write my programs

    • in c (k&r-style, of course)
    • in java - I want to be on the winner-side of the tiobe index once
    • as unix shell scripts, using lots of calls to grep and awk
    • in php, python or any other programming language starting with 'p'
    • in c++ ... but I would miss moose on every keystroke
    • in cobol, however probably not out of my free will
    • in lisp ... now there is no excuse left not to learn it
    • using ancient runes
    • in another programming language
    • if I can't have Perl I'd rather not program at all...

      If Perl was never invented, PHP, Ruby and Python either wouldn't exist or would be quite different from their current manifestations (due to being influenced by Perl to varying degrees).
Re: poll ideas quest 2011 (Cats)
by ambrus (Abbot) on Feb 11, 2011 at 11:24 UTC

    My favourite character from the Cats musical is…

    • Jennyanydots, the old gumbie cat
    • Rum Tum tugger, the curious cat
    • Grizabella, the glamour cat
    • Bustopher Jones, the cat about town
    • Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer, the mischief cats
    • I believe it is Old Deuteronomy
    • Gus, the theater cat
    • Skimbleshanks, the railway cat
    • Macavity, the mistery cat
    • Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
    • Some other character
    • Cats are clowns, I prefer dogs
      • Huh?
Re: poll ideas quest 2011 (haircut frequency)
by ambrus (Abbot) on Feb 11, 2011 at 11:32 UTC

    I have my hair cut…

    • More than once every day
    • Every day
    • Every other day
    • Twice a week
    • Every week
    • Every other week
    • Every month
    • Eight times a year
    • Six times a year
    • Four times a year
    • Three times a year
    • Twice a year
    • Every year
    • Once every few years
    • Never, I just let it grow
    • Never, I have my super powers in my hair
    • Never, no hair grows on my head

    Update: Is this insulting or something? Does it read like “your hair looks ugly”?

      • I cut my hair, whenver I want

      I was wondering how often polls were cycled. A quick search for "poll frequency" only resulted in this node (and the Rebel with a Cause AM's response).

      ++ for reminding me I need a haircut. :-)

      I don't think there's anything insulting here. The handful of downvotes probably just reflect a lack of interest in a fairly mundane topic. Nonetheless, I suspect this poll might generate a plethora of humorous responses.

      -- Ken

        Polls are usually cycled every months nowadays. See Past Polls for a listing of the dates in the past.

      Your update makes me add my option: "Whenever my wife says my hair needs a cut"


      Enjoy, Have FUN! H.Merijn
Re: poll ideas quest 2011 (Verne unehtical hero)
by ambrus (Abbot) on Feb 11, 2011 at 18:01 UTC

    In the books of Jules Verne, the protagonist with the most questionable ethics is…

    • Doctor Antekirtt
    • President Barbicane
    • Ilia Brusch (from the Danube Pilot)
    • Phileas Fogg
    • Captain Hatteras
    • Kéraban the Inflexible
    • Professor Liedenbrock
    • Captain Nemo
    • Hector Servadac
    • Zephyrin Xirdal (from the Chase of the Golden Meteor)

    Maybe I should add Captain Nemo, but he does not count as a protagonist. Feel free to suggest any others too.

    Update 2012-11-22: added Nemo, who cares if he's not a protagonist.

Re: poll ideas quest 2011 (vampires)
by ambrus (Abbot) on Feb 16, 2011 at 19:59 UTC

    Vampires are immortal, which means the only way to kill them is…

    • A silver bullet
    • A stake through their heart
    • Bright light
    • Garlic
    • Holy water
    • A chainsaw
    • Cutting their supply of blood
    • The crow of a rooster
    • Water
    • Fire
    • Magic
    • In their bat form
    • By accident
    • Killing their elders first
    • Making them pop culture icons (Update 2011-03-22: added this, thank you for the idea, apl)
      Those folks are so cool (or hot even). Why do you want to kill them?
      • Make them pop culture icons
Re: poll ideas quest 2011
by ww (Bishop) on Feb 23, 2011 at 16:06 UTC

    On April Fools' Day, I'll...

    • be dressed in motley
    • be playing The Fool
    • still be a The Fool
    • be trying to fool you
    • be perpetrating a Perl-ish prank (nominations invited)
    • be executing a non-programming prank
    • be wondering whether it's Iron Pyrites
    • be practicing to avoid Fool's Mate
    • be still together with my money (little though it is)
    • be trying to amuse you
    • be wondering why yyyy/4/1 is associated with foolishness
    • Still be writing scripts without use strict; and use warnings;

      Be watching / listening to / singing Pagliacci or Rigoletto (both about fools).

      Regards,

      John Davies

Re: poll ideas quest 2011
by parkprimus (Sexton) on Mar 02, 2011 at 10:48 UTC

    Which is your favorite cpan perl module you use?

  • use DBI;
  • use CGI;
  • use Log::Simplest;
  • use Time::HiRes
  • use GD;
  • use SNMP;
  • use Daemon::Simple;
  • use LWP::Curl;
  • use Carp;
        I second XML::Simple.
      * use Data::Dumper;
        • use Log::Log4perl
Re: poll ideas quest 2011
by Tommy (Chaplain) on Mar 03, 2011 at 15:51 UTC

    When I'm not coding in Perl, I'm:

    • Wishing I was coding in Perl
    • Eating/Sleeping--the only other things I do
    • Hacking SQL
    • Perusing comp.lang.perl.misc
    • Lurking in at least 10 channels on irc.perl.org
    • Posting something on my Perl blog
    • Hanging out at PerlMonks.org
    • Browsing the CPAN
    • Hacking the Perl source code
    • At a pub with a few fellow Perl Mongers
    • Back to work as the sysadmin
    • Watching Futurama
    • All of the above...at the same time!
    --
    Tommy
        * At the pub hacking perl source code with fellow mongers
    Re: poll ideas quest 2011
    by cavac (Chaplain) on Mar 28, 2011 at 18:55 UTC
      If the universe was more like perl, i would...
      • use More::Beer;
      • require 'Payment';
      • eval($girlfriend);
      • goto "vacation";
      • chop $Someones->Head('Off');
      • split(/\ /, "me girlfriend");
      • join(' ', 'me', 'party');
      • new Car(size=>'big',speed=>'fast');

        /me applauds. What a great poll idea!


        Enjoy, Have FUN! H.Merijn

        Now that is a great poll! It will be hard to choose ... only the split-option is a non-option :-)

        /me bows humbly before cavac and praises him.
        Just Great..
    Re: poll ideas quest 2011
    by apl (Monsignor) on Mar 29, 2011 at 13:25 UTC
    Re: poll ideas quest 2011
    by SuicideJunkie (Priest) on Apr 11, 2011 at 21:01 UTC
      The best simile for doing X "without using modules" is:
      • like searching for your keys "without using eyes"
      • like doing your shopping "without using money"
      • like driving into town "without using the gas pedal"
      • like unlocking a cell door "without using the key"
      • like consuming a meal "without using your mouth"
      • like shooting yourself in the foot "without using a gun"
        like posting a question "without doing the research"
        • Removing a screw without a matching screwdriver
    Re: poll ideas quest 2011
    by marto (Chancellor) on Apr 14, 2011 at 14:45 UTC

      Node 1000000 will be:

      • The return of paco!
      • A 'Perl is dead' style rant.
      • A homework question.
      • The homenode of our new overlord.
      • Announcement that Perl 6 is "ready".
      • Something else (please specify).

      Update: changed node number to 1000000 from 900000, which crept up quickly.

        • never created (due to some obscure 6-digit-node-number-limitation well hidden in the PerlMonks-code)
        ;-)

        great poll, btw!

        • A fart in your general direction
    Re: poll ideas quest 2011
    by apl (Monsignor) on Apr 25, 2011 at 11:59 UTC
      What Anonymous Monk would most like to see added to Perl is:
      • File::CompareTwoFilesAndDisplayDifferences
      • File::ExistsInAnySubdirectory
      • File::Contains::WantedRecord
      • File::InsertRecord
      • Misc::Telepathy::BioPerlInterface
      • AI:DebugMyApp
      • AI:DoMyHomeworkForMe
      • some other cheap joke at the expense of novice programmer (please specify)
    Re: poll ideas quest 2011
    by petecm99 (Pilgrim) on May 05, 2011 at 20:09 UTC
      When I die, I will...

      • go to Heaven
      • check-in to Hades
      • lounge at the bar in Purgatory
      • be reduced to ashes
      • slowly rot in a coffin
      • swim with the fishes
      • haunt my enemies, spouse, and/or friends
      • display an error message then return control to the shell
        • Check in at Milliways and wait for the universe to die

        Enjoy, Have FUN! H.Merijn
    Re: poll ideas quest 2011
    by apl (Monsignor) on May 11, 2011 at 10:58 UTC
      A monk recently asked what is for key pls for the value 7c9695cb23a71d851688cc0d7f8b1072.

      I think this means:

      • the combination to my luggage
      • poetry
      • the self-destruct sequence to your computer's processor
      • the top-secret Tri-Lateral Commission authentication code
      • see Firecode
      • Lady Gaga chastity belt combination
      • IP address of the Monolith
      • postal code of the Shire
      • other (please specify)
    poll ideas quest 2011: underrated nodes
    by Ratazong (Prior) on May 13, 2011 at 08:17 UTC

      Dear Monks!

      Recently I stumbeld over a really great node, which only got one (up)vote. And there are probably hundreds of hidden gems, which are now nearly forgotten. So I propose the following poll to promote them and to blow away some dust from them.

      The most underrated node of all time is

      btw.: I am more interested in the discussion on the poll than the results itself - I expect to find many great nodes that way - and many that are not in the Selected Best Nodes-list.

      Rata

        better s/ me/ [LanX]/

        xD

        Cheers Rolf

        > I am more interested in the discussion on the poll than the results itself

        Seriously... I was pondering about a weighted search, which tries to compensate negative conditions.

        For instance if "Re^3"s posted 3 AM on a Sunday 10 days after the OP get only 10 % of the votes of the average votes of a "Re^1" at the same time should be weighted with factor 10. (hope you get the basic idea)

        Another approach could take care about subjective tastes by searching nodes upvoted by monks whose votes correlate with your own votes. But this could only be realized with free access to the DB.

        Cheers Rolf

    Re: poll ideas quest 2011 (Drunk)
    by Arunbear (Parson) on Jun 01, 2011 at 12:43 UTC

        What do people choose that don't drink at all?

        I've felt "drunk" from love a few times, does that count too?


        Enjoy, Have FUN! H.Merijn
          How about "clean as a whistle" for those that don't drink at all?

          Love based drunkenness would probably confuse the issue, though the poll is about the degree of drunkenness rather than the source of it.

        As the daughter of an abusive alcoholic, I find this terribly unfunny.

        HTH,

        planetscape
          That option should read
          • As the offspring of an abusive alcoholic, I find this terribly unfunny.
    Re: poll ideas quest 2011 (half of my life)
    by ambrus (Abbot) on Jun 07, 2011 at 14:27 UTC

      For more than half of my life, I've been

      • A child
      • A parent
      • A grandparent
      • Happily married
      • Divorced
      • Learning
      • Stupid
      • Working with computers
      • Working the same job
      • Working hard to no effect
      • Preparing my master plan
      • Wasting my time
      • Deceived
      • None of the above
        searching for the meaning of life :)
    Re: poll ideas quest 2011 (clean shoes)
    by ambrus (Abbot) on Jun 07, 2011 at 14:37 UTC

      Among the following, I most frequently clean…

      • The car
      • My glasses
      • My shoes
      • The fridge
      • The computer keyboard
      • The toilet
      • The kitchen stove
      • The windows
      • My hard drive
      • Under the bed
      • The potted plants (Update 2011-06-12: added)
      • I never clean any of the above

      Done: I most frequently clean ....

        • My browser history

        Enjoy, Have FUN! H.Merijn
    Re: poll ideas quest 2011 (Omega)
    by Arunbear (Parson) on Jul 15, 2011 at 11:29 UTC
      I get my Omega 3 from:
      • Algae
      • Krill
      • Fish
      • Flax
    Reaped: Re: poll ideas quest 2011
    by NodeReaper (Curate) on Jul 16, 2011 at 04:24 UTC
    Re: poll ideas quest 2011
    by jozef (Sexton) on Aug 08, 2011 at 15:43 UTC

      At $work configuration and data files goes to:

      • /usr/local/ + /var/local/
      • /opt/
      • /srv/
      • /etc/ + /usr/ + /var/ + /srv/
      • File::ShareDir
      • File::HomeDir
      • /my-project/ || /my-company/ || /local/ || /shared/ || /data/ || /.../
      • ./
      • "C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\Application Data"
      • __DATA__
      • MyApp::Config
      • wherever
      • don't remember, let me check
      • /dev/null
      • somewhere else
        • Hell
    Re: poll ideas quest 2011
    by ColdCoffee (Initiate) on Aug 17, 2011 at 19:47 UTC

      The most important thing I have ever forgotten to do because I was writing code was:

      • Take out the trash
      • Clean my house/apartment/cave
      • Eat dinner
      • Take the turkey out of the oven
      • Sleep (for at least 2 consecutive days)
      • Show up for my DnD game (player)
      • Show up for my DnD game (DM)
      • Pick up my car from the repair shop (oops)
      • Show up for work (lame job)
      • Show up for work (programming job)
      • Show up for work (Self-employed)
      • Show up for unemployment benefits meeting
      • Show up for court
      • Show up to a first date
      • Show up to my Sister's/Brothers wedding
      • Show up to a wedding where I am the best man/maid of honor
      • Show up to my wedding
      • Get an appendectomy
      • Get a root canal
      • Take a final exam
      • Graduate from college/graduate school/correspondence school from the back of Popular Science
      • Answer this stupid poll

        • Get a real life!

        That's an option suggestion, not a dagger in your back ... but it's probably too sad to actually include in a poll.

    Reaped: Re: poll ideas quest 2011
    by NodeReaper (Curate) on Aug 17, 2011 at 19:54 UTC
    Re: poll ideas quest 2011
    by raybies (Chaplain) on Aug 25, 2011 at 13:19 UTC
      Since it's come up lately a lot on the forums... here's a Poll for what would be a bunch of new names for Perl 6...
        Other Alternative names for Perl 6...
      • Perl++ - As C is to C++, so are the days of our lives.
      • Pirl - The next vowell after "e", same pronounciation...
      • Lerp - Kinda like Larping...
      • Perlex - Perl's Ex Lover...
      • Perlican - Pelican, hey it's an animal.
      • Perlium - Sounds like a newly discovered element on the periodic table.
      • Pern - Mascot could be a dragon, might get sued by Anne MacCaffrey...
      • Pert - Mascot could be a young girl
      • Perv - Mascot could be an overweight, adult, with a skin condition, living in his parent's basement.
      • Perj - Prounounced Purge, as in a purge of the old Perl but still kinda perly.
      • Perly - It's a Perly language...
      • Perk - Using this language has its perks...
      • Perm - (already mentioned) "m" is the next letter after "l"; mascot would be a frizzy hairdo.
      • Prel - not just shampoo... or Perl for the dyslexic...
      • Pretzel - because it just works...
    Re: poll ideas quest 2011 (XP)
    by davies (Vicar) on Sep 11, 2011 at 19:49 UTC

      The greatest source of my XP is:

    • Lesser mortals enthusiastically upvoting my brilliant, insightful and helpful nodes.
    • Reluctantly upvoting the barely acceptable nodes of lesser mortals.
    • Downvoting the wretched stuff that appears so often.
    • The bonus for using all my votes.
    • 2 points occasionally for just logging in.
    • I'm an anonymonk because I don't believe in XP.
    • I'm an anonymonk for other reasons.
    • Penance required.
    • What's XP?
    • Regards,

      John Davies

        Additional options for "The greatest source of my XP is:"
        • some misterious bug in the perlmonks code (of course I won't tell anyone ;-)
        • managing fake-identities to upvote my own nodes (somehow I have to compensate that noone else does it!)
        • searching for and then upvoting all nodes written by davies, including this poll
    Re: poll ideas quest 2011
    by Swalif (Scribe) on Sep 17, 2011 at 21:14 UTC
      Girls won't code in Perl because ...
      • They fear the Mouse.
      • They don't like Perl's Dancer style.
      • They'd rather go the Camelia way.
      • perlguts is gruesome.
      • PerlCritic is too harsh for a girl.
      • No enough Girl::Role's.
      • Their beau may find out about Dumper() or split()
      • Cocoa comes without milk.
      • Tenjin isn't actually an Anime.
      • They just hate cheating.
      • In fact they will !
      • Other
    Re: poll ideas quest 2011
    by cavac (Chaplain) on Oct 11, 2011 at 17:31 UTC
      If i find a critical flaw in my companies flagship product, i
      • do the Microsoft dance and hope nobody will ever find out
      • do the Sony dance, pull the plug for two solid months and hope the customers wont notice
      • do the Seagate dance, release some half-arsed update and hope it wont kill the customers data
      • do the IRC dance, flamewar everyone off the channel and hope nobody will blame me for the real problem
      • do the Perlmonks dance, write a workaround Acme:: module and hope nobody else will ever use it
      Don't use '#ff0000':
      use Acme::AutoColor; my $redcolor = RED();
      All colors subject to change without notice.
    Re: poll ideas quest 2011 (video card)
    by ambrus (Abbot) on Oct 12, 2011 at 09:02 UTC

      The best video card brand is…

      • ATI/AMD
      • Intel
      • Nvidia

        I'm not sure I like this poll. My first reaction was "The question should be: The worst video card brand is ...", but on either question, a flame-war is likely to happen.

        On personal experience, I'f found that it also really matters if the card is used in a laptop (I prefer ATI) or in a desktop (I don't really care).


        Enjoy, Have FUN! H.Merijn
    Re: poll ideas quest 2011 (monthly or hourly rates)
    by ambrus (Abbot) on Oct 26, 2011 at 09:01 UTC

      The right way to quote wages is…

      • Per year
      • Per month
      • Per week
      • Per day
      • Per hour
      • By amount of work done
      • Some other unit
    Re: poll ideas quest 2011 (body count)
    by ambrus (Abbot) on Oct 30, 2011 at 08:48 UTC

      The ideal body count for a detective novel is…

      • 0
      • 1
      • 2
      • 3
      • 4
      • 5
      • 6
      • 7 to 10
      • 11 to 19
      • 20 or more
    Re: poll ideas quest 2011
    by rgiskard (Hermit) on Oct 30, 2011 at 22:48 UTC
      When I have to take notes I ...
      • Open VI and save it to /home/$USER/ideas
      • Fire up Emacs and run a macro for note-taking
      • Pull out a pad of paper and Pen
      • Pull out a pad of paper and Mechanical Pencil
      • Pull out an unsharpened wooden pencil, and quest for a sharpener; if found, sharpen pencil and jot down note; else forget
      • Dictate to smart phone
      • Dictate to computer
      • Pull out cassette recorder... and record note.
      • Scribble on a post-it (and place it with care)
      • Type into an electronic Post-it note
      • Personal Wiki (for posterity)
      • Public Wiki (somehow)
      • Text yourself
      • Email yourself
      • Tweet (the world should have my notes: bit by bit)
      • Notes are unnecessary
      (updated: slashes correct now)
        • Take the nearest thing that writes (pen, pencil, feltliner, ...) and grab the closest sheet to write on (printed mail, listing, book, earlier note, notebook, agenda, ...) that still has enough room to take the note and hope the note won't get lost in the rumble on the desk.

        Enjoy, Have FUN! H.Merijn
    Re: poll ideas quest 2011
    by chacham (Curate) on Nov 15, 2011 at 16:20 UTC

      My favorite character/show's signature exclamation is:


        Pinky and the Brain
      • Narf!
      • Zort!
      • Troz!
      • Poit!
      • Egad!
      • Fjord!

      • Simpsons
      • Doh!
      • woohoo!
      • cowabunga!

      • Batman and Robin
      • Pow!
      • Zap!
      • Holy $x!

      • Superman
      • Great Scott!
      • Great Ceaser's Ghost!

      • Little Rascals
      • Otay!
    Re: poll ideas quest 2011
    by cavac (Chaplain) on Nov 25, 2011 at 00:12 UTC

      The first thing i tell an initiate in response to his/her first SoPW is

      • to use strict;
      • to use warnings;
      • to use diagnostics;
      • to ask for the data/arguments he/she used
      • to use the </code> tags
      • to even post some code
      • to at least describe the problem
      • to use the three-argument version of open
      • to at least check the return of open
      • that is forum is only for Perl related problems
      • that we don't do other peoples homework
      • that we don't help him/her to write SPAM scripts
      • that he/she is a spammer.
      • ...? What no! I don't reply to initiates!!1!
      • that i don't know this Perl guy either. Where am i?

      Don't use '#ff0000':
      use Acme::AutoColor; my $redcolor = RED();
      All colors subject to change without notice.
    Re: poll ideas quest 2011 (Elections)
    by davies (Vicar) on Dec 04, 2011 at 21:34 UTC

      I believe that there are elections coming up in 2012. There certainly will be in Europe if the Euro collapses. So:

      The voting system where I live is best described as:

    • Patrician (he's the one man, he has the one vote)
    • Communism (your vote doesn't count)
    • Democratic (your vote counts)
    • Feudal (your Count votes)
    • Florida (can't count votes)
    • Chicago (vote early, vote often)

      Regards,

      John Davies

        ROFL. Feudal vs Democratic. Brilliant!


        Enjoy, Have FUN! H.Merijn
        Can't think of a good name for "how much for a vote?"
        • Democratic - eastern Europe variant (if you vote for the wrong party, your vote will be corrected before being counted)
    Re: poll ideas quest 2011 (modern household appliances)
    by ambrus (Abbot) on Dec 06, 2011 at 10:23 UTC

      I can't imagine how I could ever live without an…

      • Hair iron
      • Electric razor
      • Electric toothbrush
      • Electric pencil sharpener
      • Electric garage door
      • Electronic thermometer
      • Electronic blood pressure meter
      • Parking sensor
      • Electric clothes dryer
      • Electric kettle
      • Immersion heater
      • Coffee machine
      • Dishwasher
      • Microwave oven
      • Bread maker
      • Electric griddle
      • Barbecue grill
      • Electric or induction stove
      • Electric oven

      If you think there are too few options, you may add some of the following older appliances too. That's not likely though, you'd rather want to remove some of the options above instead.

      • Hairdryer
      • Toaster
      • Vacuum cleaner
      • Washing machine
      • Freezer
      • Fridge

      What I include are household appliances, that is, stuff ordinary people can own at home. Thus, the automatic toilet flush didn't make the cut.

      I'm deliberately leaving out all the innovations related to advanced consumer electronics such as: television, color television, cassette player, videocassette recorder, CD player, personal computer, home game computer, portable game computer, internet, perl, mobile phone, internet access at home, fast computer at home, computer with large hard disk at home, cd/dvd burner, fast internet access at home, portable audio cd player, cheap solid state storage, portable music player using solid state storage, digital camera, mobile internet, camera in mobile phone, cheap GPS, large television, large TFT monitor, wireless keyboard or mouse, notebook computer as powerful as a desktop, touchscreen mobile phone, uninterruptible power supply, facebook, twitter. Those could make another poll, but a less interesting one.

      I'm also omitting stuff related to light sources, such as led bicycle torch, cheap rechargeable battery. See the related Re: poll ideas quest 2009 (light source).

        • electric seat adjusters in the car

          Hmm, maybe the car extras should separated (from the in-house appliances) to another poll, with items like this (this list is incomplete).

          I can't imagine how I could ever drive a car without…

          • Power-assisted brakes
          • ABS
          • Radio and cassette player
          • CD player
          • Power-assisted steering wheel
          • Airbags
          • Rear window heating
          • Air conditioning
          • A lamp in the trunk
          • Electrically adjustable mirrors
          • Electric windows
          • Mobile phone loudspeaker
          • Radio and mobile phone controls next to the steering wheel
          • Parking sensors
          • Electric seat adjuster
          • Parking cameras
          • GPS
          • Electronic cruise control system
        What, no gas stove in the list? Really, I say!

        CountZero

        A program should be light and agile, its subroutines connected like a string of pearls. The spirit and intent of the program should be retained throughout. There should be neither too little or too much, neither needless loops nor useless variables, neither lack of structure nor overwhelming rigidity." - The Tao of Programming, 4.1 - Geoffrey James

          Sorry, but I considered the gas stove as something that has always existed, just like the gas water heaters, fridges, washing machines, cars, motorbikes, radio, television, electric chandeliers, etc. Maybe I'm too young. I admit I might also be inconsistent in what I consider as old and what as new.

        • Hair iron no idea what this even is
        • Electric razor don't have one
        • Electric toothbrush don't have one
        • Electric pencil sharpener don't have one
        • Electric garage door don't have a garage, or a car
        • Electronic thermometer don't have one
        • Electronic blood pressure meter don't have one
        • Parking sensor don't have one
        • Electric clothes dryer don't have one
        • Electric kettle do have one, but could make do without... just use the stove
        • Immersion heater don't have one
        • Coffee machine don't have one
        • Dishwasher don't have one
        • Microwave oven don't have one
        • Bread maker don't have one
        • Electric griddle don't have one
        • Barbecue grill don't have one
        • Electric or induction stove don't have one
        • Electric oven do have one, but would prefer gas
        I think I could quite easily live without all the items on your list, and already do live without most of them. Fridge, freezer and washing machine I wouldn't want to do without though.
          Hair iron: no idea what this even is

          Used by girls to make their long hair wavy. Thus, most people won't ever use one, and some of those who do use it only at the hairdressers', so they don't own one at home.

          Electric oven do have one, but would prefer gas

          Some do, yes. Some prefer electric/induction because it's easier to clean.

    Re: poll ideas quest 2011
    by chacham (Curate) on Dec 06, 2011 at 20:37 UTC
      I do most of my reading:
      • on a chair/coach
      • in bed
      • at my computer
      • outside
      • on the bus/train/subway/tram
      • in the lavatory
      • whenever & wherever

      I'm curious, so many different habits here. Are these options any good?

      Edit: Added train/subway/tram

        Before moving to the town, I did most of my reading on a train. Much more comfortable than a bus.
          Excellent point. Updated option.

        I hate reading in the sense that is proposed in this poll. I like to "read" books in the form of audio-books. Does that count? In that case: "In my car"


        Enjoy, Have FUN! H.Merijn
          To me, reading is a comfortable exercise that i am in control of. Listening, is also getting the information, but is an entirely different mood.
    Re: poll ideas quest 2011
    by chacham (Curate) on Dec 15, 2011 at 16:30 UTC
      My favorite silent English letter is:
      • a as in aisle
      • b as in subpoena
      • c as in muscle
      • d as in badge
      • e as in pie
      • f as in halfpenny
      • g as in foreign
      • h as in hour
      • i as in business
      • j as in hajj
      • k as in know
      • l as in would
      • m as in mnemonic
      • n as in autumn
      • o as in opossum
      • p as in pneumonia
      • q as in lacquer
      • r as in surprise
      • s as in island
      • t as in depot
      • u as in build
      • v as in revving
      • w as in wrong
      • x as in faux
      • y as in they're
      • z as in rendezvous

      Posted as My favorite silent English letter is:

        Hello, my name is Ghot: (Gh as in though, O as in people, T as in listen ).

        My fav English sound is ough:

        1. awe: thought, bought, fought, brought, ought, sought, nought, wrought
        2. uff: enough, rough, tough, slough, Clough, chough
        3. ooh: through, slough
        4. oh: though, although, dough, doughnut, broughm, Ough, furlough, Greenough, thorough
        5. off: cough, trough
        6. ow: bough, plough, sough
        7. ou: drought, doughty, Stoughton
        8. uh: Scarborough, borough, thorough (alt), thoroughbred, Macdonough, Poughkeepsie
        9. up: hiccoughed
        10. oth: trough (alt)
        11. ock: lough, hough
        12. och (aspirated): lough
        13. ahf: Gough
        14. og: Coughlin (also 5)

        Enjoy, Have FUN! H.Merijn
          9, alternate spelling, same with 11, nice, didn't know that.

          13 and 14 are proper nouns. That shouldn't count. :)

          Howsabout a poll for Ghotis, that is, words where over 50% of the word is pronounced differently than they are spelled, for example: colonel

    Re: poll ideas quest 2011
    by chacham (Curate) on Dec 30, 2011 at 11:50 UTC
    Re: poll ideas quest 2011
    by chacham (Curate) on Jan 04, 2012 at 00:11 UTC
      When i see "10", i think:
      • 0 (one "zero")
      • 2 (binary)
      • 10 (duh!)
      • 110 (one "ten")
      • X (when in Rome)
      • ? HOME (clearly basic)
      • Countdown (explosion, or some stupid list)
      • Perfect!

      (Ultimately Posted as When I see "10", I think:)

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