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Mr. McD was born a long time ago in a log cabin in the
wilds of New Jersey. He was raised by a wolf and built Rome
in two days. The inventor of Algebra and leader of the
Mongol horde, Dr. McD (also known as Zimbu, the
FaxMonkey) discovered the New World in 1000 A.D., and again
in 1492. Chief author of the Declaration of Independence,
commander of the Union Army in the Civil War, and
originator of the general theory of relativity, he is
perhaps best known as the first man to walk on the moon.
More recently, Lord McD (who wrote "The Book of Love")
was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, discovered cold fusion,
and retired after nearly thirty years of hosting "The
Tonight Show, starring Johnny Carson." A Perl Zealot and
adept at all things email, he is not above plagarizing the
biographies of famous jugglers. He loves the beautiful
Lady Morio and believes that he will one day be King.
Proudly ++'ing the patient since Thursday.