I am the drill instructor for future fairy godparents. Faerie & Nymphs Local 318 renegotiated our contract and we all got a big, fat pay cut! So I was reading the want ads in Faerie Folk Weekly looking for a second job and I came across a listing for a job as the Vote Fairy. It seems that Pair Networks needed someone to give votes to all of the little Monks here at Perl Monks so I took the job.
-- Jorgen von Strangle

My lists:

Likes:

1. Watching others suffer
2. Showing off my muscles
3. Working out
4. My jetpack

Dislikes:

1. Sissies
2. Wings

Fairies I love:

Tooth Fairy (she's my wife!)

Fairies I can't stand:

1. Cosmo
2. Wanda

Puny humans who make me sick:

1. Timmy