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by cow (Initiate)
on Oct 31, 2000 at 06:48 UTC ( #39239=user: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??

Before you say anything,
ask yourself whether it matters enough.

Chances are, it doesn't.

Some things:

  • I have chronically chapped lips.
  • I hate it when people misspell things or bungle up grammar.


  • Nuoc mam (Vietnamese fish sauce) is horrible, horrible stuff. Or an acquired taste. Or unbelievably strong. Or has a smell volatile enough to induce vomiting. Or all of the above.
  • Cream soda and barbecue sauce is pretty bad, too.

Eat your placenta!
Or paint it, or plant it, if you are so inclined.

I do not endorse any of the above fun-filled afterbirth ideas and techniques, so don't come running to me if your placenta pizza was overdone.

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